Celebrated as one of the best playwrights the world has ever seen, William Shakespeare is a name that’s recognisable across the planet and different cultures. Despite that, recent research commissioned by snack brand popchips has revealed that only 34% of the British public actually enjoy his work! Asked whether his work could do with a modern day rewrite, 45% suggested that an injection of humour could help maintain their interest, with 41% suggesting fewer deaths, less monologues and more female roles would help bringing them in.

Shall we compare Paul to a summer's day? / Credit: ITV

Shall we compare Paul to a summer's day? / Credit: ITV

With all of that in mind, popchips have taken the modern day phenomenon that is ITV2’s Love Island and put together a glossary of some of the most memorable Shakespeare lines, transforming them into a selection fit for a millennial. Check out some of our favourites below:

  • Did you just bite your thumb at me, sir?Are you mugging me off, mate?
  • The lady doth protest too much, methinks – I’m well loyal, babe.
  • Give me my sin again – Let’s crack on
  • She doth teach the torches to shine bright – She is flames!
  • To thine own self be true – You do you, hun.
  • Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day? – I massively rate you as a person.
  • A man can die but once – YOLO
  • There is nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so – Good vibes only.
  • I am a man more sinned against than sinning – Why me? Why am I always being pied?
  • The evil that men do lives after them – Karma’s a b***h, babe.

As well as this, popchips teamed up with YouTube sensation and comedian Amelia Dimoldenberg, who says: “When popchips asked me if I was up to the challenge of taking on The Bard, it was a no brainer. Is he a literary legend? Sure. Could I be one, too? Absolutely. Whatever your views on Shakespeare, I hope the British public enjoy the alternative plots I’ve developed for popchips – I’ve had a blast channelling my William within. We hope to be on stage before you know it – stay tuned.”

Whilst we’re not sure Love Island’s quotes will make as much of a momentous mark on history as Shakespeare’s works, we appreciate the effort!

Love Island comes to an end on Monday, July 30 on ITV2.

by for www.femalefirst.co.uk
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