With Celebrity Big Brother 2016 kicking off last night (January 5), a bumper-sized launch show saw a record-breaking 16 housemates clamber through the doors of one of the most infamous compounds Britain has to offer, each with their own reasons for doing so and each offering some mighty first impressions.
Angie Bowie
It was interesting to hear just how David Bowie had proposed to Angie (via postcard), and it looks as if she could be delving more into her history during her time in the house. She seems to be a woman of the world who will take no prisoners if crossed and could provide some incredible moments going forward. She has after all released a book inspired by her love of cats, called Cat-astrophe...
Christopher Maloney
For some reason, Christopher was loved during his time in The X Factor, but picked up some negative press both on and after the show. Despite that he's gone on to secure a successful career in the world of pantomime, but the Big Brother crowd on launch night just couldn't get behind him. His level of celebrity is nothing to be desired, and he seems a bit of a nervous wreck. Turning into the crier of the series will do him no favours, but that's the only feel I'm getting from him at the moment.
Danniella Westbrook
The Great British Public love a comeback story, and Danniella has the potential here to fill that space. Her battles with addiction have been widely publicised but now she seems to be on the right road to getting her life back in order. If she can choose her battles wisely in the house and show just how much she's turned things around, she could be this year's Dark Horse.
Darren Day
Mellow and quiet, traditionally handsome and with a past that doesn't seem to quite fit the man he's become today. Darren's clearly learned from his mistakes, but it was hard to get a true feel for him on launch night. He volunteered to spend time away from the rest of the house in a box eating just gruel which was selfless, but sometimes people will see that as pandering for public acceptance.
David Gest
What an enigma of a human being. He was cooky during his time on I'm A Celebrity and he's still cooky now. He seems to know every single person in the house in some capacity, but made us feel a little uncomfortable when clinging to Stephanie Davis and proclaiming she was his little sister with whom he parties all the time. An oddball, but a loveable oddball. Could be given the Gary Busey edit and ride this thing to the final.
Gemma Collins
One of the more likeable TOWIE exports, despite her disastrous attempt at being a contestant on I'm A Celebrity. She seems more upfront and honest than the bunch of TOWIE stars we've had in the past, and it wouldn't be surprising to see her getting involved in some of the first confrontations of the series.
Jeremy McConnell
He's friends with Marc from the last civilian series, which really is worrying. We don't need another housemate like Marc - he was terrible enough. Hopefully he's got his own personality, but in promising so much 'lad banter', I can't get my hopes up. Great eyes, though.
John Partridge
Again his putting himself in the box away from the rest of his housemates was selfless and seems to have earned him some brownie points with the public. If he continues being so nice though, people may be put off and think he's doing it for acceptance rather than because he actually wants to do it. I feel John will bide his time in the house, and around a week in, turn into a terror of a man who snaps at the smallest hint of confrontation. Should be some terrific television.
Jonathan Cheban
Another one who was hard to get a read off. He's friends with Kim Kardashian-West, so should have some good stories. Whether they'll make it to air or not is another story entirely.
Kristina Rihanoff
Determined to prove that she's more than just 'that woman off Strictly who 'stole' Ben Cohen from his former partner', Kristina could be feisty, but is more likely to turn into a part of the furniture. Looks set to become a wallflower.
Megan McKenna
Unafraid to stand her ground, I personally cannot wait to see how Megan handles herself when somebody crosses her. She seems to radiate an energy which brings arguments her way - I give it five days before her claws come out.
Nancy Dell'Olio
'I'm NOT a diva', she proclaims, before walking into the house and demanding champagne at every opportunity. Another one who I wasn't sure of upon initial casting but who I now think will give some inspired entertainment.
Scotty T
It grates that Scotty was given such an amazing reception when he said basically the same stuff as Megan McKenna before entering. He's from the same world as Megan - MTV reality shows - but because he's a 'handsome happy-go-lucky' male, he gets cheers rather than boos and chants of "Who are ya?!" Don't get me wrong, I'm a fan of Scotty and think he's deservedly going to do well. He's exactly what he says he is, so it will be nice to see if there's another side to him than just the guy who likes to sleep around with as many girls as possible.
Stephanie Davis
Given a hard time following her dismissal-or-did-she-quit from Hollyoaks, Stephanie had a lot of support going into the house. She's instantly likeable and won't be going down the romance route since she has a boyfriend outside of the house. Another contender for winner.
Tiffany Pollard
Utterly hilarious and reality TV gold. When she says she's the original HBIC, she isn't lying. She may be all smiles and grace at the moment, but just wait for the time somebody gives her grief - she's going to handle her business like a pro.
Winston McKenzie
Homophobic, attention-seeking moron who shouldn't really be in the house in the first place, or at least be being paid for his stint. If Tila Tequila can be removed for comments she made years ago, how did Winston make it in after making homophobic comments in his VT? First boot.
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